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Remember on friday night -

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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7 Responses to “Remember on friday night -”

1. People in the Sun on July 23rd, 2007 at 9:24 pm

   Good one.

   11. I think I’ve lost enough money in the casino tonight.

2. William on July 23rd, 2007 at 10:56 pm

   Re: #2 of #2: Anti-constitutionalistically

   I’ve done your test, in front of another, pretty darn drunk, but
   vis-a-vis the above: not only can I not say it drunk, I’m not sure I would/could say it sober. Isn’t there a shorter form of this?

3. Lor on July 24th, 2007 at 12:47 pm

   hahahaha, thank you both.
   i agree.

4. Penispatriot on July 24th, 2007 at 4:05 pm

   I love it.
   For me its more difficult, im german, but i totally agree

5. coos on July 25th, 2007 at 8:45 am

   Try to say “hottentottententententoonstelling” when you are drunk. This is one of the longest words in my native language dutch

6. Lor on July 25th, 2007 at 9:31 am

   COOS, you are OFFICIALLY my new hero.
   atleast until someone helps me before the service gets shut off and then THEY are my new hero.
   holy sheet, i cant stop trying to say that word….dutch?
   if I figure out how to say it, IM MY OWN new hero,lol.

7. amy on July 25th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

   kyle loves auntie waddy

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