Actual Police comments …
These 16 Police Comments were taken from actual police car video
recorders in the police cars around the country:
#16 “You know? Stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you
just went through”
#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new.They’ll
stretch after you wear them a while.”
#14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth
certificate a worthless document.”
#13 ”If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s
the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”
#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I
can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”
#10 “Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?
#9 ”Warning? You want a warning? Okay, I’m warning you not to do
that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”
#8 ”The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”
#7 ”Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, ‘fair’ is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy & corn dogs.”
#6 ”Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven.”
#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC (National Crime
Information Center).”
#4 “How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you had?”
#3 “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re
allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”
#2 ”I’m glad to hear that (Police) Chief Hawker is a personal
friend of yours. So, you know someone who can post your bail.”
AND THE WINNER IS….
#1 “You didn’t think we give tickets to pretty women? You’re right,
we don’t. Sign here…”
The first few are funnier than the others… and your ‘winner’ i dont understand at all
well i didnt write it,hahaha.
but i did in fact like the winner.
i thought it was very clever, i cant stand people who use their looks to get out of trouble.weak